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	<title>David&#039;s Diatribe From A Labyrinthine Mind</title>
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		<title>My thoughts on 9/11</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 18:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[September 11, 2001 started off like most days in basic training. Butt-crack early pt and on to training. This particular day was basic rifle marksmanship. I was on ammo detail and had the luxury of listening to the radio in the van. I heard the news come over the radio and I was in shock. <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/09/17/my-thoughts-on-911/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=213&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>September 11, 2001 started off like most days in basic training. Butt-crack early pt and on to training. This particular day was basic rifle marksmanship. I was on ammo detail and had the luxury of listening to the radio in the van. I heard the news come over the radio and I was in shock. I wasn&#8217;t sure if it was a war of the world hoax or for real. I instantly knew the ramifications of this act. </p>
<p>I knew my life would change far more than I expected. This changed a lot of people&#8217;s lives. From this point, I would spend 3 years overseas.</p>
<p>I have heard certain service members that joined after 9/11 state that they are more patriotic or better than others because of it. This attitude totally degrades the service of the people before them. These same soldiers go around bragging and have conceited attitudes. They feel that everyone owes them something.</p>
<p>This is problematic when they act this way to civilians, especially veteran civilians. I had this situation happen to me recently. I just kept my mouth shut. Someone else pointed out to the soldier that I had served in Iraq. That soldier immediately got quiet and didn&#8217;t say another word about it. He realized I knew he was feeding the room a load of crap.</p>
<p>My point is that 9/11 is a source of unity, not a source of narcissism. Please thank soldiers for their service and remind them of the veterans they have followed.</p>
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		<title>Too funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Mind crotch?</p>
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		<title>Pomp and what?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I graduate tomorrow with an Associate&#8217;s Degree in Networking. The graduating part isn&#8217;t a big deal because I start my Bachelor&#8217;s next week. The big part is the change of schools and direction in my career. My BS will be in Management. I am getting closer to the age of being in a position <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/06/15/pomp-and-what/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=204&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I graduate tomorrow with an Associate&#8217;s Degree in Networking. The graduating part isn&#8217;t a big deal because I start my Bachelor&#8217;s next week. The big part is the change of schools and direction in my career.</p>
<p> My BS will be in Management. I am getting closer to the age of being in a position of management. It isn&#8217;t for a lack of ability or competence that I am not one right now. I am most likely going to have to find another job once I have completed the degree. My company doesn&#8217;t really have any advancement opportunities, so I need to look elsewhere. </p>
<p>I held leadership positions while I was in the Army, but this seems to be a different monster. I am not yet proven in the civilian world&#8217;s eyes. It is frustrating at times, but I look at it as paying my dues. It is hard to get a company to at least take a chance on a 26 year-old manager or supervisor.  </p>
<p>I worry that I will either be too young or too old or too experienced to be get a managerial/supervisory position. I am sure things will work out, but my uneasiness about the situation is irking me. Am I just over-thinking or am I spot on?</p>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t pick your family.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 15:28:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The black sheep or the castaway is the usual term for family members that do little to redeem themselves or do not seem to care that their actions greatly affect others. Most of us have that family member that we are not so proud of. Many of us have more than one of those. I <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/cant-pick-your-family/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=200&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The black sheep or the castaway is the usual term for family members that do little to redeem themselves or do not seem to care that their actions greatly affect others. </p>
<p>Most of us have that family member that we are not so proud of. Many of us have more than one of those. I am one who can lay claim to the multiple family members. Whether in-laws or blood related, these people tend to drive us crazy and make us question whose genes they received.</p>
<p>My family and I have been through a lot in the past 3 years with both sets of families. It is hard for some family members to realize that people grow up and have their own families. Attention is taken away from their selfish acts and they raise the level of their antics.</p>
<p>What they don&#8217;t realize is their behavior only pushes people away. Pride and selfishness are the main cause of the family rifts. The especially sad cases are when the children act more like parents than the parents themselves. Parents demeaning their own children to make themselves feel better about their own shortcomings. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not saying to completely shutoff family, because family is there when others are not. Redefining roles and who is in the family is probably the best course.</p>
<p>Letting your actions build your reputation and character is the way it should be. One should not be defined by the actions of a selfish fool.</p>
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		<title>My Son</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 15:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just wanted to show everyone how cute my little boy is. I am so proud of him! Filed under: Appreciation, Children, Family<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=196&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just wanted to show everyone how cute my little boy is. I am so proud of him!
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		<title>The Little Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 03:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at McDonald&#8217;s on Walton Way in Augusta.  A young man was ahead of me in line and was counting change for a sandwich and a drink.  He came up short a few dollars.  Without thinking, I hand the cashier the money needed.  This wasn&#8217;t the first time I had done something like that, <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/the-little-things/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=191&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was at McDonald&#8217;s on Walton Way in Augusta.  A young man was ahead of me in line and was counting change for a sandwich and a drink.  He came up short a few dollars.  Without thinking, I hand the cashier the money needed.  This wasn&#8217;t the first time I had done something like that, but it was the first time someone else noticed and said something to me. A manager on break watched the entire interaction and decided to come and speak to me.  He told me &#8220;God sees every good deed, no matter how small. You are a good person. God Bless You.” All I could do was say thank you and smile.</p>
<p>This made me realize how much our actions are noticed and how much of an effect a little deed can have on a person.  Our actions speak volumes of our character and our morals.  What do we say to people with our actions? Does it match what we want to say? We should realize how much we are intertwined with each other how much good we can do with simple acts of kindness.</p>
<p>- David</p>
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		<title>What were you thinking? Newest installment.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 18:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My latest installment of moronic activities is brought to you today by lunatics everywhere. Without the people who lack a lot of intelligence or common sense, these stories would not be out there for us to enjoy! New Bedford, MA – A substitute teacher has confessed to spiking his own iced coffee in an incident <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/what-were-you-thinking-newest-installment/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=189&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My latest installment of moronic activities is brought to you today by lunatics everywhere.  Without the people who lack a lot of intelligence or common sense, these stories would not be out there for us to enjoy!<br />
New Bedford, MA – A substitute teacher has confessed to spiking his own iced coffee in an incident that sent him to the hospital.  While police were investigating students, the teacher confessed that he spiked his own drink. He cited that he is having relationship problems and wanted attention.  Well, I honestly feel bad for the guy because of the circumstances of him being depressed, but I think he took it a little too far and did not really think this through.<br />
Belleview, FL – Police stated that a man, who agreed to a sobriety test after being pulled over for swerving, reached down and finished the last swig of alcoholic drink while waiting to start the test. Honestly, this sounds suspiciously like my uncle (he has done his fair share of moronic deeds). I am guessing the guy knew he was going to fail, so he just went ahead and finished his supply.  No sense wasting huh?<br />
Memphis, TN – A 28-year-old man was arrested after his mother reported him for stealing prescription sedatives from her bra.  The man was found under a neighbor’s vehicle with 22 Xanax, 15 being wrapped and hidden in his sock. Other paraphernalia was found upon search of his room. I completely understand that addiction can cause many people to do idiotic things.  What I don’t understand is how this guy didn’t draw the line with reaching into his mother’s bra, presumably still on.  He must have been really hard up or extremely dumb. Either way, that is disgusting on many levels.<br />
There is nothing like a good smile to make our days brighter.  Laughter is the medicine that heals the body and soul.  Two things I want everyone to do:<br />
1.	SMILE!!!!!! <br />
2.	Have and outstanding day by making others smile. </p>
<p>-	David Terrell Clark</p>
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		<title>More than sports</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Ireland, the GM of the Miami Dolphins, was interviewing a potential draft pick Dez Bryant. Bryant is a controversial player with big question marks. That being said, Mr. Ireland proceeded to ask Mr. Bryant if his mother is a prostitute. I just can not fathom what Mr. Ireland was thinking when he asked that. <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/more-than-sports/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=186&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeff Ireland, the GM of the Miami Dolphins,  was interviewing a potential draft pick Dez Bryant. Bryant is a controversial player with big question marks. That being said, Mr. Ireland proceeded to ask Mr. Bryant if his mother is a prostitute.</p>
<p>I just can not fathom what Mr. Ireland was thinking when he asked that. I completely understand that the organization is looking to invest a lot of money into their pick, but where do certain questions draw the line? I don&#8217;t understand what the player&#8217;s mother does has anything to do with his job performance. </p>
<p>Last year the San Francisco 49ers grilled Matthew Stafford about his parents getting divorced. That is an extremely personal matter. Grilling a person for what their parents do is just asinine to me. </p>
<p>What happened to the days of a person&#8217;s character was defined by their actions and words rather than what their parents or family does? I&#8217;m not even sure of the legality of his questions in the interview. </p>
<p>What are your thoughts? Anyone disagree?</p>
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		<title>I just dont understand&#8230; Moron Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Suffolk, VA an &#8220;alleged&#8221; armed robber got caught urinating outside the gas station he just robbed. The act itself was completely moronic and then he decides to stop outside and relieve himself. Words can not describe how dumb that was. New Haven, CT had a night club patron call 911 6 times for a <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/04/26/i-just-dont-understand-moron-monday/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=181&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Suffolk, VA an &#8220;alleged&#8221; armed robber got caught urinating outside the gas station he just robbed. The act itself was completely moronic and then he decides to stop outside and relieve himself. Words can not describe how dumb that was.</p>
<p>New Haven, CT had a night club patron call 911 6 times for a ride home. The decision to not drink and drive is commendable, but 911 is not a taxi dispatch. What did the person not understand after the first 5 calls? </p>
<p>Colorado Springs, CO had a man invade a home and enter a bedroom. He woke the occupants up and showed his hand gun. He then realized he was at the wrong home and he then left without incident. I am glad no injuries occured, but I think some crooks have hit a new low. </p>
<p>What are some odd stories of spoiled debauchery in your area?</p>
<p> I realize I haven&#8217;t posted in a while. Life has been extra busy with work, school and projects at home. I will try to squeeze in some more posts.</p>
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		<title>Poppy the Poodle</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poppy the poodle is a dainty little girl.  She is the essence of everything poodle.  She likes Armani and Gucci and cute little booties.  She has a beautiful coat with a classic poodle cut.  She commands the room every time she walks in.  This is just how poodles should be and there is no prettier <a href="http://dclark1983.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/poppy-the-poodle/" class="excerpt-more-link">[&#8230;]</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=dclark1983.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8421099&amp;post=175&amp;subd=dclark1983&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poppy the poodle is a dainty little girl.  She is the essence of everything poodle.  She likes Armani and Gucci and cute little booties.  She has a beautiful coat with a classic poodle cut.  She commands the room every time she walks in.  This is just how poodles should be and there is no prettier poodle than she.</p>
<p>On this particular day, Poppy woke up feeling extra accomplished and entitled.  She hopped out of bed only to see, a male poodle shining and as beautiful as she.  At first she was flustered at the sight of this guy. &#8220;Who does he think he is? I am only beautiful poodle needed here.&#8221;  Then he smiled and showed her his butt. &#8220;Oh my! His butt scent is as nice as can be.  I wonder what he does to make those glands smell so sweet.&#8221;  Poppy was saying all of this out loud. She didn&#8217;t even realize until it was too late.  Winston, the stud, had a big smile on his face. Poppy ran and hid under the couch.  She could not face him, so she left her behind sticking out.  One minute later she felt a great rush.  Winston had then stuck his nose on her butt!  Surprised with a yelp, she hit her on the couch.</p>
<p>Winston was bragging about his scent over hers.  Rage flew over Poppy the poodle, but then she remembered.  She ate oodles of noodles the night before. This was a guilty pleasure she ate, but it was about to work out in her favor today.  She calmed down and chided Sir Winston, &#8220;Give it one more whiff will you please. I fear my position was the cause of the scuffle.&#8221;  Winston just smiled and said &#8220;Sure, okay. It still will not top my scent of the rear.&#8221;  Poppy just nodded and presented her rear.  Just as his nose got right up close, Poppy laid a big fart. Right in his face was the noodle induced gas.  He keeled over backwards and his body went stiff. &#8220;That is what I think of your attitude mister Winston.  I rule this house and everything in it.  Know your place stupid boy. Here, ladies run it.&#8221;</p>
<p>She trotted off with pounce her step. &#8220;Thank you oodles of noodles&#8221;, she thought.  Poppy was queen of the house once more and thanks to the noodles,  Winston will never smell her butt anymore.</p>
<p><em>This is the first post of my little experiment. I was asked to write a story about poppy the poodle. I ran with it and this story is completely off of the top of my head. </em></p>
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